Almost Too Good To Be True

My roommate has kept this in the cabinet for some time--he just hasn't had the heart to drink it. It really merits a post of its own, unphotoshopped and unaltered. The way God intended.

Suggested Slogans:
-"Lutherbier: It Nails You to the Door!"
-"Here I Stand; I Can Drink No Other."
-"For When You're Tired of a Diet of Wurms."