There are three possible reasons why Will hasn't been blogging lately:
1) Will has a highly contagious and virulent disease.
2) Will is in China.
3) Will is dead.

The correct answer, is, of course:
4) Will is having a very good new year to the extent that he doesn't have to get up during the period of day referred to as "morning" or "before noon." Will can also eat ice cream for breakfast if he wants. Will does not have to subsist on anything but Coke and breakfast cereal if he so desires!
Sorry 'bout that...anyways, leave a message after the "HA!"