Will: You know what would be fun? Contact volleyball.
Liz: Ick--no? I don't want to have to play contact volleyball. Why couldn't we just--
Will: It wouldn't be Conscription contact volleyball or anything. Only people who wanted to play contact would play it.
Christine: Countries wouldn't have to go to war...they could just play conscription contact volleyball.
Liz: Winner takes the oil.
Will: You're looking at it all wrong. LOSER takes France.
Liz: Hey! I like France! France rocks my world.
Will: France rocks my olfactory senses.