Friday, October 17, 2003

Okay, usually I don't find drunks funny--but this one was too good to pass up.
Will, Adam, Kay, and I are sitting in Adam and Will's room playing cards. Dave walks in, stewed to the gills.
Will: Hey, man, you want some vodka? (NOTE: Will, Adam, Kay, and I had not been drinking; Will had the vodka solely for the purpose of perpetuating inebriation so he could take pictures and generally humiliate people.)
Dave: No thanks...I don't need any more. I'm feeling a little rough around the edges.
Adam: But this'll settle your stomach.
Dave: Okay. (takes vodka, walks out)
General laughter. Ten seconds later, Dave walks back in.
Dave: Dude, this stuff tastes like shit. (walks out)


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