Andrew told me about his review of "Bourne Identity," so here's MY condensed version:
-confusion
-deceit
-flashback
-explosion
-gunshot
-jaw punch
-more deceit
-blood, gore, guts, and veins in Matt Damon's teeth
-sex
-more confusion
-vulgarity, yelling, and fighting which leads to heavy petting
-more explosions
-a lesson on how to maim with common household objects
-gunfight
-car chase
-gunfight during car chase
-necking during gunfight which takes place during car chase
-riding a corpse's back down the center of a stairwell
-pithy, witty, comment (oops, wait, that's Bond)