Worked on my History website today after a late lunch. Although I'm not exactly a Luddite, I still find stuff like HTML and computers a little scary, so this website thing had me freaking. When I went online on my laptop and found that it--surprise--looked the way I wanted it to, I was somewhat suspicious. There must be some sort of catch to this. I think I'm kind of scared that one day a dark stranger will show up on my doorstep, beckoning. You remember all that unearned success you had with your website? Well, I've come to exact the price. Eeek. Not happening. Please, somebody reassure me that Java has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the occult?